At a sink, in the Wal-Mart bathroom:
Small boy, maybe 4-ish, with shoulder-length, traffic-cone-orange dreadlocks: "Why are your arms all wobbly?"
Disembodied voice from inside stall: "JADEN! Get over here!"
Me: "Because I have a lot of fat on my body. Plus a lot of extra skin from when I had even more fat."
Disembodied VFIS: "I'm warning you, Jaden..."
[Long pause, staring]
Jaden: "Do you have extra wobbly skin like that all over the place?"
DVFIS: "JA-DEN MICH-AEL!!!"
Me: "Yeah, I do."
[Longer pause, with unblinking staring]
Jaden: "You should really use all that extra skin to try to get taller."
DVFIS: "Lawd ham mercy, I ain't never comin' outta here."
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hahaaaa!!! ohhh my god did you crack up or what? LOL :)
ReplyDeleteSo cute,had me lmao childhood is innocent isn't it, they always need to know WHY?
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