Ta Da!

Haiku of the Day:

Unsure what they think
of me, or if they even
do...still I censor.

Hey, y'all...welcome to my little blog! Here's how this is going to work: I'll be adding a new haiku every day (in green). In addition, I'll...well, ya know...BLOG! To start with, I'll probably also import some of my old MySpace blogs, since I am particularly proud of a few of them...or NOT proud at all, but feel they need to be shared anyway (in purple)!
Let me warn ya, though, that my blog is NOT a place where I will be self-censoring! Feedback is welcome, but will absolutely not affect my content. Thanks for reading so far! :)

MySpace import, from June 11, 2007

There once was a really cool fat chick,
Who was trying to be not quite so thick.
She discovered a treat
Super fun to eat
Frozen diet soda on a stick.

(I weep for the loss of thirty four years without such a basic life neccessity.)

I can tell this might be really *ahem* deep and meaningful! Prepare for enlightenment.