The Girl With the Secret

I found this crumply piece of paper in Kadison's backpack today. She's agreed to let me share it's contents with you. She thinks it's odd that I would want to share an unfinished play, but I love it SO MUCH exactly the way it is that I don't even care if it never gets finished. Of course, when she DOES finish it, I'll share the whole thing. Here's the preview.
By the way, the only editing I've done is punctuation and format, to make it a little more easily readable. Enjoy!

THE GIRL WITH THE SECRET

By Kadison Lentz

Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a little girl. She had a secret.

Rodney (shouting from audience. Audience does not expect him to be there): SUCH AS...??

Narrator: Uh, well...not time to tell you yet, but...she's a zombie.

Rodney: NO SHE ISN'T!

Narrator (to the audience): Sorry, there. I think he has the wrong story in mind.

Rodney: EAT MUSH AND DIE, YOU FILTHY DIRTBAG!

Narrator: Ahem. She had just lost a tooth, but not yet told anybody...

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